This site exists to convince all the skeptics and liars out there that Salem Saberhagen from Sabrina the Teenage Witch is a real cat. Does that look like a fake cat to you? Why would anyone use a fake cat when there are plenty of poor, unemployed black cactors out there? It makes no sense if you think about it.
There is a dark force out there in Hollywood that runs every aspect of the business. It's called the pro-puppet lobby, and they try to make you think that cactors and little midgets like Yoda aren't real so that they can infiltrate even deeper. "Oh George Lucas used a puppet and not a real midget with makeup? I should Do that too!" In the words of MLK, The troof will set you free!
